{"product_id":"9781800963870","title":"Fairytales for Privileged Children : Little Red Riding Hood Blows Her Trust Fund \u0026 Other Premium Tales","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAuthor:  Foxx, Daniel \u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch4\u003eHumour\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003ch5\u003ePublished on 24 September 2026 by Octopus Publishing Group (Monoray) in the United Kingdom.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHardback | 144 pages, Black and white illustrations\u003cbr\u003e159 x 224 x 16 | 278g\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOnce upon a time, in a land far away (in fact, in an entirely different tax bracket), there lived some perfectly privileged children...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn Fairytales for Privileged Children: Little Red Riding Hood Blows Her Trust Fund and Other Premium Tales, author and comedian Daniel Foxx reworks classic fairytales to suit only the most comfortable of tots. Meet: Rapunzel, whose stay in a boutique tower-concept hotel is just the ticket. Aspiring gourmand Jack, who sensibly exchanges his cow for a handful of 100% organic legumes. The two ugly stepsisters, Porchetta and Frankette, whose deep-plane facelifts yield excellent results. And The Three Little Pigs, whose property portfolio is - quite frankly - booming.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWickedly funny and razor-sharp, Daniel Foxx's enchanted stories make for perfect fireside reading this Autumn - just be sure the household staff don't pinch it for themselves!PRAISE FOR BEDTIME STORIES FOR PRIVILEGED CHILDREN'If Succession was turned into a series of Ladybird books' - THE TIMES'A terribly funny book from an absolutely disgraceful person' -JOE LYCETT'Daniel's writing is hilarious, although it makes me worry about how I'm bringing my children up' - JOSH WIDDICOMBE'Finally! Some stories to shut those little brats up who disturb me at brunch!' -TOM ALLEN\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bookshop Mold","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55713669775736,"sku":"9781800963870","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0277\/7802\/3522\/files\/9781800963870.jpg?v=1792842058","url":"https:\/\/www.mold-bookshop.co.uk\/products\/9781800963870","provider":"The Bookshop. Mold.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}